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Tiger in the Jungle

A tiger was prowling through the jungle, when he came across two women in a clearing. One of them was quietly reading a book, and the other was sitting and writing in her journal. The tiger stalked slowly forward, pounced on the reader, and ate her up. He walked away without touching the writer.

Why?

Because Readers Digest, but Writers Cramp.

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